Last night when I got home from work, it was late, so I spent some time with my daughter before tucking her in. When I was done I came out to the living room to spend time with da wife. I noticed Obama was on the cover of Entertainment Magazine, for some reason, and it was lying on the chair. I promptly sat down on it. My wife noticed and said: "You know you're sitting on my magazine." To which I replied:
"Obama's kissing my butt."
It's the little things.