Monday, December 01, 2008

Hollyweird

There are few constants in life. Time's unwavering insistence, taxes, and the ever steady stream of either egomaniacal or retardily bizarre behavior coming out of hollyweird. From The Superficial:

Nancy Jarecki is an entrepreneur who sells dye for "hair down there." While her product line Betty Beauty is taking off, Nancy needs to learn rule number one in the cutthroat pube dye business: Never out your celebrity clients. Page Six reports:

It's not just women who are interested in matching the carpet to the drapes: Jarecki says so many men have bought the product that she plans to launch a "Betty for Men" line early next year. "I guess man-scaping for guys is really big these days," she says, adding that she recently sent the entire assortment of colors to noted waxing enthusiast Diddy and got back a thank-you note from his assistant.

A Betty spokesperson adds that "Law & Order" brunette Mariska Hargitay, country singer Vince Gill, Jack Black and Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor also use the product.


First, ew, ew, eeeewwwwww.

Second, why?

Ben Stiller has been getting on my nerves A LOT lately. He can't seem to break away from his Mr. Confused-Guy routine. For me, this just seals what a dork he really is.

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