I decided to register for gifts for my birthday. I figure it will make shopping for me easier. I chose two places. The first:
ATM.
The second:
Hammacher Schlemmer.
There are two items I really want.
The complete Swiss Army Knife
This baby goes for a mere $1500. Nice. A bit much for the pocket, but talk about a tool Tim Allen would love.
14 mph Cooler
This thing is a steal at $500. All those walks to . . . where ever . . . hauling your cooler? This is perfect for me and my back problems. Plus, I'd be the first one there. I could help reserve a spot! There's also a seat that fits to the top.
So, there ya go. You've got a month yet. So, take a collection, pool the money, and order away. Believe it or not, HS is sold out of the Swiss Army WMD! So, order now!
And there's always ATM.
2 comments:
I'll match the other donations dollar-for-dollar, up to the first dollar.
I want to buy Al Gore one, too... a cooler that creates global warming.
His head would explode...
-jjg
DailyScoff.com
Yeah, right. You still owe me a carp!
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