Rosie Live!

In case I got anyone's . . . blood pressure up with my recent post of two babes and Megan Fox, here's something to help . . . deflate you.

The always entertaining Rosie O'Donnell is bringing the classic variety show back to NBC! Just as Ed Sullivan, Carol Burnett and ROWAN & MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN, captivated the hearts of audiences across the country, the unpredictable Rosie O'Donnell will bring that grand tradition to a whole new level!

This live, one-hour special will feature an array of celebrity guests, musical performances and comedic skits. You never know what will happen when Rosie takes the stage with stars such as Alec Baldwin, Alanis Morrissette, Jane Krakowski, Ne-Yo, Liza Minnelli, Rachael Ray, Harry Connick Jr., Clay Aiken, Gloria Estefan, and Kathy Griffin. In addition to these celebrity appearances, Rosie will introduce America to amazing new performers like the tap-dancing Lombard Twins and the unique speciality performers of Anti-Gravity. But that's not all. . .since it's the night before Thanksgiving, Rosie also has several surprises in store for the in-studio and at home audience!

Rosie will kick off the hour doing what she does best -- sounding off about current events, pop culture and whatever is on her mind. From there, anything can happen as Rosie, her celebrity friends and fans sing, dance, and laugh in a primetime variety show like no other.

First,

(projectile vomit)

Second, there's not a single person listed I would bother to tune in seeing, hearing, whatever. Maybe, Connick. What a yawner.

Third, oh yeah, just what I want. To hear Blowsie "sound off about current events, pop culture and whatever is on her mind." She makes me puke. As noted above. While I wish ill on very very few people, I hope this show tanks . . . and tanks bad. She's just a vile person. But, she also lacks any actual talent. She's not funny, can't act, doesn't sing or dance, isn't a "warm" person, and makes me throw up in my mouth.

Did I mention she makes me gag?